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10-01-2015, 08:42 PM
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Teen Girl Follows Her Boyfriend to an Early Grave
This classy broad's winner of a boyfriend was shot dead in the streets over a drug dispute about 2 weeks ago. She's been whinging and complaining day in and day out on Twitter and facebook and Whatsapp about how great he was, how much she misses him, and how the world is empty without his erudite mind and razor-wit. She even got a tattoo of his name and the word 'Eternity' on her thigh. Two hours after inducing endless vomiting in dozens by displaying the tattoo all over social networks, she was ambushed by an unnamed assailant on the street. To her credit, the first thing she did when she saw the pistol was try to grab it. Unfortunately for her, all she got was a shattered hand when her killer pulled the trigger anyway. Based on the blood spatter on the street, she then tried to run and made it a few feet before he discharged another five shots, all of which hit her in the head or neck. Needless to say, she dropped like a stone. The police arrived on the scene to try to sort out the issue, but complained that the barrio in question practiced a uniform Code of Silence. They interviewed over a dozen witnesses, all of whom said they heard no gunshots, no screams, and that they went out about their business and simply found the girl mysteriously dead within 10 yards of their open doors. Cops assume it was related to the dead boyfriend, but something tells me they aren't putting a crack team of ace detectives on this case. |
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10-01-2015, 09:28 PM
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Re: Teen Girl Follows Her Boyfriend to an Early Grave
And...nothing of value was lost.
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10-01-2015, 10:51 PM
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Re: Teen Girl Follows Her Boyfriend to an Early Grave
Very soon there'll be whinging and complaining day in and day out on Twitter and facebook and Whatsapp about how much of a pillar of the community she was, a good girl, and pleas as to her assailants whereabouts - don't hope for help from the local community though |
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10-01-2015, 11:24 PM
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Re: Teen Girl Follows Her Boyfriend to an Early Grave
Hey - if you're gonna' take a selfie with duck lips perhaps you get what you deserve... |