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03-01-2017, 06:54 PM
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Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
Married couple were riding double on a bike when they were clipped by a truck that allegedly failed to signal properly. Bike went down, hubby went into the ditch and the wife, a 38 year old schoolteacher, faceplanted on the blacktop and split her skull like an overripe melon. Unfortunately for her enduring memory here on DR, she also clearly should have worn the brown pants.   ·  ·  ·  · |
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03-01-2017, 07:35 PM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
Ah man. Talk about insult to injury! |
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03-01-2017, 08:31 PM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
Flip flop paradise overthere.  |
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03-01-2017, 10:23 PM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
hope she doesn't turn to a ghost... and walk around with a split head and shitty ass... would be horrible.
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03-01-2017, 11:16 PM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
Minimal damage to the bike. It looks rideable from the crash scene. Helmets? I don't think show. Classic example of low speed survivable crash if proper safety gear is used.
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03-02-2017, 12:01 AM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
I think I see her pink helmet and flip-flops in the background of the 4th pic, but chances are she was carrying and not wearing it. Oh well, you know what they say. "Make dumb choices, poop your pants on DR." |
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03-02-2017, 01:47 AM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
Did the husband survive?
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03-02-2017, 03:04 AM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
He did, yes. Broke his hand, I believe.
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03-02-2017, 09:23 AM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
Is that him on his phone sitting down at the end of the vid? Doesn't seem to upset that he just lost his wife.
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03-02-2017, 02:03 PM
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Re: Teacher Drops a Deuce When Hubby Drops the Bike
For her, DR stood for diaper required!  |
