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03-21-2010, 11:12 AM
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 *Born Retard* Poster Rank:101 Dude Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 16,041 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 56 Post(s)
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Surprise Attack
Jeff and Harvey were two distinct personalities sharing the same body. From childhood, their mother made them believe they were actually brothers. Throughout their short lives, they frequently clashed in sibling rivalry, with one trying to outdo the other, first, through athletics, then, later, with the ladies (good luck with that one, eh?). Sometimes their rage would spill over into public fist fights, with onlookers, rather than helping, standing aside and watching in awe. Then one day, during a backyard cookout, less than twenty-four hours after their nineteenth birthday, Jeff accused Harvey of stealing his Playboy magazine stash. Words exploded into physical violence, with the two throwing wild punches at each other. Once again, onlookers didn't know quite how to handle the situation--how to break the two apart. So when it seemed Harvey was getting the better of Jeff, the latter raced to a nearby table, retrieved a ten-inch, serrated butcher's knife, and with his left hand, plunged the instrument into what he perceived was an attack upon his life. Case of self-defense, or murder-suicide? Or has dooshman completely lost his marbles? . . . Harey and Jeff in death   ·  · |
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03-21-2010, 11:15 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1624 female Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 338 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 13 Post(s)
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Re: Surprise Attack
"Jeff and Harvey were brothers sharing the same body." i could be wrong but that looks like one person not a siamese twin
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03-21-2010, 11:23 AM
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Re: Surprise Attack
The real story was too boring to post. I decided to add some humor to it. Did you not see the little laughie-icon at the end? Jeez! Talk about complete lack of imagination!
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03-21-2010, 11:27 AM
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Re: Surprise Attack
In the make-believe world, YES. But in reality, someone stabbed the guy when he was asleep. But that's sooo boring to post. I wanted to add a bit of humor, my friend. We all need to laugh sometimes. It's good medicine. |
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03-21-2010, 02:11 PM
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| *Born Retard* Poster Rank:101 Dude Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 16,041 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 56 Post(s)
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Re: Surprise Attack
^^^Number one, I've already mentioned the true story in my own post, and the reason why I did what I did. Two, why are you such an asshole? At least most people like my posts; I speak and write the English language very well; most importantly, I wait for twits like you to write the things you do, just so I can berate them just like I've berated you!!! Now, who's the dummy? |
