[MrBojangles73]

And don't get me started on those fucking socks ... where are your sandals hippy

[LittleNightmare]

he's so inappropriately dressed for his little holiday. for fuck's sake where's his sun screen??

[lyndyloo]

I'd rather be found dead with no underwear than be wearing those fetid things

[collaredgirl65]

Dirty underwear and black socks? His momma didn't teach him right.

[Sir Specula]

Where I'm from, this is what happens to 2-bit lawyers who don't do their job. They should stop hiring 2-bit lawyers.

[redsin7]

Looks like somebody made boom boom

[FavaBeans]

Fuckers dead just dead.

[spresley616]

He died because the thought of walking on a pebble beach without shoes on was too much. I know how he feels, it's so fucking painful.

[LittleNightmare]

^^ how about steaming hot pavement? or better yet, one doesn't realize the sand is hotter than glass in hell and you burn the soles of your feet aaaaall the way across it. terrible.

[Psychonautical]

Originally Posted by spresley616 ↗

He died because the thought of walking on a pebble beach without shoes on was too much. I know how he feels, it's so fucking painful.

Haha, with his arm over his face like that. I honestly can't help but imagine him with a lisp.

"Jethuth Chritht, it'th thooo hot"