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Suicide by Bandsaw 

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01-31-2010, 05:56 AM
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

Whenever I think of the most badass suicide ever, this comes to mind
The most badass suicide I can think of, I don't know if it's actually happened, but I hope it has.
So, go to the roof of an elementary school, right? bring two ropes, one longer than the other. Tie the longer one to your feet and the shorter one around your neck. Take super glue and glue your hands to your head. Jump off at the dismissal bell. If you did it right the rope tied around your neck will be a long noose and rip your head off and the longer one will hang you upside down. Your hands will be holding your severed head while your neck spews blood all over it. Instant trauma for the youngins
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

The most badass suicide I can think of, I don't know if it's actually happened, but I hope it has.
So, go to the roof of an elementary school, right? bring two ropes, one longer than the other. Tie the longer one to your feet and the shorter one around your neck. Take super glue and glue your hands to your head. Jump off at the dismissal bell. If you did it right the rope tied around your neck will be a long noose and rip your head off and the longer one will hang you upside down. Your hands will be holding your severed head while your neck spews blood all over it. Instant trauma for the youngins
LMFAO, not badass-funniest^
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

Imagine the blood and Gore!!
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

I wonder if it was slow.. did he have to pull himself through it or did the blade just go on it's own?
If he had to pull himself that would have been fucked.
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

Right on...This guy earned three Macaulays:
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

there must be a better way to kill yourself. he should've visited this site befor doing it to get some ideas.
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

This man apparently committed suicide by cutting himself in half with a band saw. He was found in a workshop with the upper portion of the body as it fell on the table. The lower half of the body can be seen just above, resting on the saw bench.
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

Without saying that forbidden word, several posts of this same pic is floating around on this site. It seems to be a fav of a lot of newcomers. Good post, anyway.
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Nice post!
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw

Without saying that forbidden word, several posts of this same pic is floating around on this site. It seems to be a fav of a lot of newcomers. Good post, anyway.
Whoops. At least you're nice about it. I haven't been having much luck with finding stuff that hasn't been posted before!


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