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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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01-31-2010, 05:56 AM
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Re: Suicide by Bandsaw
The most badass suicide I can think of, I don't know if it's actually happened, but I hope it has. So, go to the roof of an elementary school, right? bring two ropes, one longer than the other. Tie the longer one to your feet and the shorter one around your neck. Take super glue and glue your hands to your head. Jump off at the dismissal bell. If you did it right the rope tied around your neck will be a long noose and rip your head off and the longer one will hang you upside down. Your hands will be holding your severed head while your neck spews blood all over it. Instant trauma for the youngins |