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Re: Suicide attempt with shotgun, yikes!

At least his eyes are still 20/20, so he can see what an ugly motherfucker he has become.
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He'd be a shoe in @ a hot dog eating contest!
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Re: Suicide attempt with shotgun, yikes!

Right after that he was heard sayin, "thuh thuh muh buh umm guh huh" according to the "How to Speak Hamburger in 5 Easy Lessons tranlslates, "I was hunting quail....when I was accosted by a sorcerer hen with kinetic powers over me."
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Re: Suicide attempt with shotgun, yikes!

Right after that he was heard sayin, "thuh thuh muh buh umm guh huh" according to the "How to Speak Hamburger in 5 Easy Lessons tranlslates, "I was hunting quail....when I was accosted by a sorcerer hen with kinetic powers over me."
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This is one image in 100000 thats grosses me the fu** out
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Re: Suicide attempt with shotgun, yikes!

Or....shoot in the chest instead of the head.
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Well, now he can surely pleasure a lady orally!
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Say ahhhhh
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Lol that's fucked up.


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