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10-04-2009, 04:59 AM
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Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

However, it's a German car, it can take it. replace that window and it'll run like a charm.


Apparently, derived from many hours of meticulous scientific study with several colleagues from Harvard and Brown, We were able to determine what happened here: She leapt to her doom. Much to the dismay of a passing car, much less its driver.
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10-04-2009, 06:29 AM
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

"I was sittin' there in traffic, mindin' my own affair
When all of a sudden this corpse, it caught me unaware"
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

Are you sure he wasn't break dancing and the car reversed into him?
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

I'm sure he is actually a she.
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

I'm sure he is actually a she.
Yep, it is - where the pink shirt (clue number one) is pulled up (or down, depending on which orientation you want to go with), you can see boob...it's a bit hard to make out, but it's there
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

You know, I'd love to hear a recording of the car owner's call to his car insurance agency, trying to explain this...
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

I guess she/he jumped?
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

missed the window entry by a tad...
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

I would have been pissed if that crazy chick landed on my car. I just got it fixed.
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Re: Such a Tragic Waste of a VW.

It's raining women! Halleilujah!


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