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07-08-2010, 09:22 PM
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 *Born Retard* Poster Rank:101 Dude Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 16,041 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 56 Post(s)
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Re: Still the Windscreen in Her Throat
This woman was speeding on her way to meet her dream date, when a 4-inch, black-and-gold-striped wasp entered her vehicle. This thing was buzzing around like those fucking nerve-racking vuvuzelas, and trying to get out through the front windshield. The lady went into a state of panic, took off her left shoe and tried to smash the insect to oblivion. But that thing was faster than she, and turned its effort from trying to escape to kicking this bitch's ass. Sadly, it wasn't much of a battle. Our friend here slammed into the back of that stationary rig at 90 mph (144 kph), with her shoe flying out through the front windshield. She died instantly. The insect flew out the window and headed over to the nearby field to take a rest on a leaf, when a large, green frog promptly made a meal of it. |
