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09-23-2009, 03:38 AM
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She (or rather 'it') could get a job as a park bench
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shes in the karate chop position.
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i bet she's tight, too
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This is how they like to show how powerful rigor mortis is! Not very nice is it.
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09-23-2009, 11:52 AM
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awwhh shit son. hah.
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Apparently embalming fluid is laced with Viagra these days.
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She looks like my work bench. Maybe this location has an abundance of corpses, and a shortage of plywood.
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Simon says - don't move!
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Well necessity is the mother of invention... This may very well have been the idea behind the first bridge!
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Hey, who stole my sex doll! Er, I mean, my neighbor's sex doll, yeah, that's it...
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Hey, who stole my sex doll! Er, I mean, my neighbor's sex doll, yeah, that's it...
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