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Split Pants And Torn Knee - Section 2
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:02 PM
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This guy can be on here twice, when he wakes up and they tell him his balls and dick are gone he will jump off a building
Maybe he was lucky and it skimmed his meat and two veg
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:20 PM
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worst place to have a nasty injury.
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:42 PM
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:58 PM
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sew his dick and knee cap back on, a bunch of stitching, and things will be back to normal
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:00 PM
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That looks awful poor guy
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:36 PM
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at least they wrapped the little bugger up
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:38 PM
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sew his dick and knee cap back on, a bunch of stitching, and things will be back to normal
hope that they don't sew it on upside down, haha
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:13 AM
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Double trouble ouch
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Old 07-20-2012, 10:10 AM
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He might take the women bathroom further in life
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Old 07-20-2012, 10:33 AM
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Well, look on the bright side, with the groin 'adjustment', he'll be singing like an angel
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