[1Monster666]

Look like his feet were worn off on the pavement

[kellyhound]

trucks are like magnets there

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by kasapin ↗

I am waiting for the day you post a thread with a skydiver landing in a wood chipper

LOL

Skydiver lands in sewage treatment pond of human excrement with hilarious consequences...

[Razorhead]

Bad timing.

[paazin]

He was trying to imitate Terry Crewes in Deadpool 2. Couple of words of wisdom, it is not the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop, also if your chute fails, just enjoy the ride.

[Overgrued]

������(lentissimo)

There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute
Intestines were a dangling from his paratrooper suit
It was a mess, they picked him up
And poured him from his boots

And he ain't gonna jump no more!