LOL! No you're not. Don't try speak with forked tongue. You're all but gloating and puffing your chest out proud that you get in with the good Comments first.. we can all see it in your font. Don't try to bullshit the bullshitters. ;) =)
My chest isn't puffed out, I just have massive moobs. Now you've gone and drawn attention to them and I feel all self-conscious and vulnerable! If you truly love me, you'll make it up to me by sitting on my face....