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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

God dammit! That's a lot more severe than your ordinary love bite
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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

So did Steve taste like chocolate and peanut butter?
Reminded me of that commercial too.
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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

Holy fucking hell
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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

That's what he gets for farting in the sharks face
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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

you are all a bunch of asses

/cues audience laughter
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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

you are all a bunch of asses

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Yes we are............oh, you meant the .........nevermind.
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Dat ass(is so tasty).
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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

none of those comments are even slightly funny-cheeseballs
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That was one greedy shark...
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Re: Shark Took a Bite Out of Guy's Ass

Since his coccyx is not exposed, only the gluteus musculature was removed. His inards are intact. Good chance he bled to death before exiting the water. If he is alive, he can be repaired. Historically, it is the very first shark booty call.


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