[Kyle416]

What are the odds that the rescue diver's name is "Whale"?

[The Last Nephilim]

Sharks like to eat seals, so it seams logical to make yourself not look like one. Problem not necessarily solved, but at least partially fixed.

[wolfie]

Originally Posted by Woodsy ↗

For sure mate...

We have a couple of epic reef breaks around my area and if you dont own a boat its a good 500metre paddle to get out. A mate and i were makin the paddle out one day with all these seagulls in front of us in a group. Out of nowhere this shape comes from behind them and nails one .. feathers go flying and so do we . haha. Looked like a Bronze whaler - not a known man eater but would take ya leg off.


We were out diving one day at a spot very close to this that is known as a good spot for a Tiger Shark and i made the cardinal sin of carrying my speared fish in the catch bag attached to my hip. I'd made a dive and was heading for the surface and i look down and see this fair sized Tiger coming straight for me . He ran the front of his head into the bag on my hip. Luckily he didnt inspect it with his teeth or i'd say i may have looked like poor Dave. He circled us for a good 10 mins before fucking off. The worst part was not tearing back into shore nd making too much noise. I could have walked on water.

My Mommy always told me that big dogs eat little dogs. This is for sure true no matter where you look in the critter chain

[MaliciousIntent]

Very visually stimulating

[1Monster666]

oops

[AmericanIllusions]

Originally Posted by Woodsy ↗

For sure mate...

We have a couple of epic reef breaks around my area and if you dont own a boat its a good 500metre paddle to get out. A mate and i were makin the paddle out one day with all these seagulls in front of us in a group. Out of nowhere this shape comes from behind them and nails one .. feathers go flying and so do we . haha. Looked like a Bronze whaler - not a known man eater but would take ya leg off.
We were out diving one day at a spot very close to this that is known as a good spot for a Tiger Shark and i made the cardinal sin of carrying my speared fish in the catch bag attached to my hip. I'd made a dive and was heading for the surface and i look down and see this fair sized Tiger coming straight for me . He ran the front of his head into the bag on my hip. Luckily he didnt inspect it with his teeth or i'd say i may have looked like poor Dave. He circled us for a good 10 mins before fucking off. The worst part was not tearing back into shore nd making too much noise. I could have walked on water.

How do you even swim with balls that big?

[The Last Nephilim]

Originally Posted by AmericanIllusions ↗

How do you even swim with balls that big?

I guess those wetsuits are good at compressing them. Kind of like how a drag queen used duct tape.

[D2D]

Originally Posted by AmericanIllusions ↗

How do you even swim with balls that big?

Or a brain that small?
haha

We're on their territory You know the risks and so did David Borman.
He paid the ultimate price for fucking with natures killing machine. But i still dive and surf and if it happens please make it fukin quick !!

[popey_s]

[Emma-O]

Originally Posted by NurseBettie ↗

The family is lucky to have his body mostly intact for burial

Actually no not really. Over 90% of shark attacks the person sustains one or two bites but are not eaten.

Most of the time they are investigative bites. Most sharks stick to certain types of prey and humans aren't one of them. If most attacks were done to make a human prey, or followed through rather, you would have a bunch of missing persons reports, not bitten people.