[Rage]

Only description with these were that they were from a prison. Looks pretty bad but not like the emo girl but still.

[chris]

oh shit man, those fuckers got shanked good

[firedog25]

My brother in law is a correctional officer, he has some pretty epic stories. Most are really funny, unfortunately he cannot take pictures because cell phones and what not are not allowed on the floor. Some of them would be pretty nasty.

for example..

1. The Poo Pirate. A crazy guy who tied his underwear around his head like a bandana and had a lump of crap on his shoulder claiming that was his parrot,"ARRR!!!"

2. In the hospital ward, he was doing his midnight rounds and looked in on a white inmate laying on the ground masturbating and a black inmate peeing and pooping on him. The room was spotless and smell-less in the morning.

3. Slappy McSlapperson. An inmate that had one of those disorders that caused him to lash out... on himself. They were escorting him to the hospital ward and B.S.'ing when they hear this SMACK!, they look at eachother and ask eachother ,"Did you hit him???" Which of course neither did, it happened two more times before they figured out that he was slapping himself. When the inmate got to the check in the nurse looks at him and sees HUGE red welts on his face from the slappings and ask them,"Did you guys hit this inmate???"

4. Mentally retarded Correctional Officer. There was a scuffle and pepper spray was required. They carry a can of spray about the size of a small fire extinguisher. This C.O. emptied an entire can of pepper spray... on an inmates back.

[Cubey666]

hehe, nice pictures and nice stories

[chris]

hahahahahah

2. In the hospital ward, he was doing his midnight rounds and looked in on a white inmate laying on the ground masturbating and a black inmate peeing and pooping on him. The room was spotless and smell-less in the morning.

[Rage]

Damn right thats some helluva epic stories firedog25
To be honest. i laughed my ass off

[Kehko]

Dang they seem to rly go for the faces in prison fights, huh?

[Faust]

damn, never saw that in a movie.
Movies are only realistic about the brutality of prison, but not about the wounds.

[Jonazzaz]

Haha Prisons depressing?

[Natarella]

That one, sliced through the dudes ear. Like....cheese...