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05-29-2020, 03:51 PM
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Security Guard Gets a Fright
Several people were alerted by the sudden screams of the night-time security guard at a small vacation villa when he happened upon a ghastly sight while doing his rounds. According to the watchman, he noticed an odd shadow on the patio of one of the villas and when he shined his flashlight on it, he could not keep himself from crying out in shock. A young woman in pink pajamas was hanging from a yellow plastic rope, her tongue swollen and protruding and ants crawling all over her face. She hadn't been there when he last made the rounds a few hours earlier. I suspect that coming upon such a sight in the dead of night would give anyone a shock. The woman was identified as a 30 year old housekeeper at the villa. Her body was transferred to the local hospital for a full autopsy. There was no note left at the scene, but the police reported that the visual examination showed no signs of violence on her body. The ligature mark, protruding tongue, and pajamas soiled with urine were all mentioned as typical signs of hanging suicide and they were treating the case as such, pending conflicting developments at the formal autopsy. |
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05-29-2020, 11:25 PM
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Re: Security Guard Gets a Fright
You just know that security guard is sitting at home drinking Jack, poppin' xanax and filling out an application for the local Wal-Mart... |
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05-30-2020, 10:53 AM
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Re: Security Guard Gets a Fright
and uncles, too!
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05-30-2020, 05:54 PM
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Re: Security Guard Gets a Fright
how I imagine the security guard finding the body: |