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07-05-2014, 07:04 AM
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Restaurant Owner Kills Thief In Blind Shootout
Someone had stolen the same restaurant two times before, so this time the owner was inside In the dark) and when the robber revealed his presence by producing some noise, he screamed: "Police! Don't Move!" The thief shot several times towards him, missing the target (you know, in the dark...): the owner shot him back several times, apparently missing the target (you know, in the dark...). He thought that the thief managed to escape, So he went to sleep, with a smile on his face. Bud the day after, a surprise was waiting for him: the flipflopless body of the thief was hanging on a wall, showing his arse to the entire world, thanks also to the international media coverage of FIFA 2014 World Championship.     Not the smartest thief in the world, since he tried to climb a wall despite there was a door right below, btw. But it was so dark....  |
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07-05-2014, 07:24 AM
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Re: Restaurant Owner Kills Thief In Blind Shootout
Sadly, he'll obviously serve in jail instead of in his very own delicious restaurant  |
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07-05-2014, 08:11 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:140 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,639 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6154 Post(s)
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Re: Restaurant Owner Kills Thief In Blind Shootout
Who are you talking about, the thief? He's already been served his meal of lead. No dessert required. Over there, the restaurant owner will get a pat on the back. |
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07-05-2014, 09:39 AM
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Re: Restaurant Owner Kills Thief In Blind Shootout
No soup for you!!!. Neat post  |
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07-05-2014, 11:46 AM
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Re: Restaurant Owner Kills Thief In Blind Shootout
OMG...I don't know what is funnier... "(you know, in the dark...)"  "So he went to sleep, with a smile on his face." "since he tried to climb a wall despite there was a door right below, btw" or "But it was so dark...." LOVE LOVE LOVE your posts!!! |
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07-05-2014, 05:32 PM
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Re: Restaurant Owner Kills Thief In Blind Shootout
Who the fuck just goes to sleep without making sure the threat is gone  |
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07-06-2014, 10:55 AM
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Re: Restaurant Owner Kills Thief In Blind Shootout
not the brightest star in the firmament lol
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