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04-24-2016, 02:32 PM
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Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
Last Thursday afternoon some fishermen spotted a body floating in the river and they notified police. The body is in an advanced state of putrefaction and being examined by experts. They made photographs of his tattoos which can be used as possible identification. No signs of violence on the body was detected and he still had his smartphone in the pocket of his jeans, however he did not have any identification. The body was sent to morgue for autopsy procedures.                               |
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04-24-2016, 02:55 PM
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Re: Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
Top notch find.  Lesson learned: don't stalk KH on DR or you might end up dead too.
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04-24-2016, 04:32 PM
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Re: Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
Weird how they all look the same after being in water.
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04-24-2016, 04:34 PM
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Re: Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
I was thinking exactly the same thing.  |
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04-24-2016, 05:06 PM
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Re: Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
They don't look the same that's racist.... floaters lives matter! This was a Ting family member! Burs Ting! |
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04-24-2016, 10:19 PM
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Re: Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
died looking at what he will look like soon. (obviously a Kelly fan.)
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04-24-2016, 11:30 PM
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Re: Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
I'm sure that he would have been found sooner, but his red festooned bottom probably looked like a buoy for marking the navigable channel.
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04-25-2016, 12:32 AM
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Re: Putrefied Floater, Wearing Red Underwear, Found by Fishermen
I blames da po-lice! And he always claimed he "wouldn't be caught dead in red underwear". Well...just look at him now. |
