He was fucking the pizza, she was on the gear shift. That's why you don't fucks and drive kiddies, cause everyone will she your tiny pen0r on the net and laugh.
Then they'll modify the picture for fun, just to really screw you over....
Not my words this comment by someone else on another site
"The truck and the bike were actually stationary at the time of the accident. The fat chick collided with the motorcycle as she mistakenly thought she was running after a delivery boy who was 35 seconds late with her 10 x deep crust meatball and salami pizzas.
In the resulting impact, the biker duly delivered a selection of 25 pizza toppings from his own body and presented them in an appealing manner on the floor.
Coroner's verdict on the fat chick. Death by wedgie."
I can't stop laughing... Thanks for posting what we were all thinking
