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Old 02-11-2010, 07:57 AM
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Pedestrian Intestine

22 October 2009
12-30 p.m

No identification found on this man.Who his family??where he come from??



Lets count how many white brick in here



Public:Why why why this this guy guy sleep sleep ping ping on on this this street with black blanket??? is he too too sleeping ???? <=== (his brain 120 mgb of RAM)

Public 2 :No i think i think he is accident look those blood <=== (his brain 520 mgb of RAM)

Public 3 no need talk cause already know <== (this guy brain 8 gigabyte of RAM)



This victim is sikh based on physical signs and his body....



*Police singing sad song and cry*



Police measure distance of accident



Police:Alert!alert!crazy driver has been spotted
crazy driver has been spotted over

White Honda:*drifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft*

*Police chasing that white honda*



This road is a busy route that usually use by various types of vehicles, especially trucks and trailers.

Green police:pulling out the intestine from stomach victim *arghhh so tough this intestine!!! erghh



Green police:finally i did it !



Officer:Fuck! what are you doing?? i didnt command u to do that !

Green police :Actually my dog is hungry i didnt have food for my dog today and i dont have money to buy pedigree today



Officer:Oh i see and i love dog and i accept ur reason

Green police:Thank you sir do u have plastic??sir i need it

Officer:Here u go



1 organ ,2 organ , 3 organ ,4 organ



Truck driver trying to avoid from hitting the victim when the victim was crossing on this road.




Suddenly the truck was slipping to the opposite route and then the truck tyre behind part was smash the victim

Left lung:after we married for long time ago now i decided to divorce u sorry i love u but i have to do this cause we are not together anymore in 1 body
plus now u are stinky and rotten
*run with tear*

Right lung:No honey please dont go!!!! you promise me to live together and die together *cries and explode*



Green police:Sir sir can i take this organ too for my second dog???

Officer:ok i accept any ur reason because of ur dog

Green police:thank you sir and u are sexy angel clone sir

Is that compliment cause kindness of that officer or sexual harrasment???



Green police:Sir this P**is victim can i take this too?

Officer:Like what i said before i accept any of ur reason because of ur dog

Green Police:no no this one is for my wife (Whisper)

*Officer face turn to pale*

Officer:*Shiver and pale face* i want go home now u settle all this thing and its up to you what organ did u wanna take i just want go home now

*Officer running to home and screaming*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*




Green police:well let me settle all this thing with my friend =)



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The end* thank you who watch my post from beginning to the end and thank you very much of ur all comment this is my last post cause my english is suck hope u all enjoy it i love DR!! lol
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Old 02-11-2010, 08:02 AM
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Re: Pedestrian Intestine

Certainly not a job for me to scrape intestines from the asphalt.
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Old 02-11-2010, 09:46 AM
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Re: Pedestrian Intestine

Always at your posts
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Old 02-11-2010, 09:59 AM
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Re: Pedestrian Intestine

Lmaoooo!!! Epic!!

<3 Lozzzzen!!

No last post though, please . It doesn't matter if, if, your English sucks.. you're HILARIOUS!
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:02 AM
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That sucks being smeared all over the street.
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:19 AM
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no last post please Lozzen!your english is fine.
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:57 AM
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good pics!!!!!!!
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Old 02-11-2010, 11:20 AM
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Re: Pedestrian Intestine

Sounds like a School House rock song (to conjunction junction):

"Pedestrian Intestine what you digestin'?"
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:04 PM
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no last post please Lozzen!your english is fine.
you understand my english???
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