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02-11-2010, 07:57 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1047 Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 640 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 2 Post(s)
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Pedestrian Intestine
22 October 2009 12-30 p.m No identification found on this man.Who his family??where he come from??  Lets count how many white brick in here  Public:Why why why this this guy guy sleep sleep ping ping on on this this street with black blanket??? is he too too sleeping ???? <=== (his brain 120 mgb of RAM) Public 2 :No i think i think he is accident look those blood <=== (his brain 520 mgb of RAM) Public 3 no need talk cause already know <== (this guy brain 8 gigabyte of RAM)  This victim is sikh based on physical signs and his body....  *Police singing sad song and cry*  Police measure distance of accident  Police:Alert!alert!crazy driver has been spotted crazy driver has been spotted over White Honda:*drifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft* *Police chasing that white honda*  This road is a busy route that usually use by various types of vehicles, especially trucks and trailers. Green police:pulling out the intestine from stomach victim *arghhh so tough this intestine!!! erghh  Green police:finally i did it !  Officer:Fuck! what are you doing?? i didnt command u to do that ! Green police :Actually my dog is hungry i didnt have food for my dog today and i dont have money to buy pedigree today  Officer:Oh i see and i love dog and i accept ur reason Green police:Thank you sir do u have plastic??sir i need it Officer:Here u go  1 organ ,2 organ , 3 organ ,4 organ  Truck driver trying to avoid from hitting the victim when the victim was crossing on this road.  Suddenly the truck was slipping to the opposite route and then the truck tyre behind part was smash the victim Left lung:after we married for long time ago now i decided to divorce u sorry i love u but i have to do this cause we are not together anymore in 1 body plus now u are stinky and rotten *run with tear* Right lung:No honey please dont go!!!! you promise me to live together and die together *cries and explode*  Green police:Sir sir can i take this organ too for my second dog??? Officer:ok i accept any ur reason because of ur dog Green police:thank you sir and u are sexy angel clone sir Is that compliment cause kindness of that officer or sexual harrasment???   Green police:Sir this P**is victim can i take this too? Officer:Like what i said before i accept any of ur reason because of ur dog Green Police:no no this one is for my wife (Whisper) *Officer face turn to pale* Officer:*Shiver and pale face* i want go home now u settle all this thing and its up to you what organ did u wanna take i just want go home now *Officer running to home and screaming*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* Green police:well let me settle all this thing with my friend =)   The end* thank you who watch my post from beginning to the end and thank you very much of ur all comment this is my last post cause my english is suck hope u all enjoy it i love DR!! lol |
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02-11-2010, 08:02 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,998
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Re: Pedestrian Intestine
Certainly not a job for me to scrape intestines from the asphalt.
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02-11-2010, 09:59 AM
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 So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1025 Female Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 666 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)
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Re: Pedestrian Intestine
Lmaoooo!!! Epic!! <3 Lozzzzen!!  No last post though, please  . It doesn't matter if, if, your English sucks.. you're HILARIOUS!  |
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02-11-2010, 11:20 AM
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 Emotional Vampire Poster Rank:996 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 699 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 10 Post(s)
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Re: Pedestrian Intestine
Sounds like a School House rock song (to conjunction junction): "Pedestrian Intestine what you digestin'?" |
