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09-24-2021, 10:09 AM
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Re: Old Lady Eaten by Rats in Her House Following a Welfare Check
Well, then, I guess I'll bring a plumbing wrench, and some cigarettes. Or maybe a set of jumper cables and a wood plane. Some chicks are SO HARD to shop for! |
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09-24-2021, 10:12 AM
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Re: Old Lady Eaten by Rats in Her House Following a Welfare Check
I hope to Christ you didn't have a relative who died in a wood plane accident. Or got electrocuted using jumper cables. Or one who died in a plumbing accident, while smoking.
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09-24-2021, 11:21 AM
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Re: Old Lady Eaten by Rats in Her House Following a Welfare Check
I honestly wouldn’t care if that happens to me after death. Creatures got to eat. You are dead, you wouldn’t know. Saves on rotting bodies going in the ground! |
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09-25-2021, 11:15 PM
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Re: Old Lady Eaten by Rats in Her House Following a Welfare Check
OK. I will send you a crate of monkeys and several boxes of rats. I hope you meant "right now". |
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09-28-2021, 02:04 PM
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Re: Old Lady Eaten by Rats in Her House Following a Welfare Check
Oooh, more skeletal remains, my favourite! Thank you for all your hard work, mate, it's appreciated.
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