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08-01-2017, 04:30 PM
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Old Codger Slaughters Ex-Wife Then Hangs
Yet another lethal May-December courtship here, also from the RD just like the last one I posted. 60 year old guy was overcome with jealousy when he found out that his TWENTY YEAR OLD ex-wife was seeing another man. According to the source, he came by her house and claimed he wanted to have an 'important discussion.' The n she climbed on his motorcycle and rode off with him, ostensibly to a ramshackle hovel that he was using as a studio apartment. There they 'argued' about life, the universe and everything. Alas, this Conversation For the Ages grew increasingly heated as time went on until Mr. Man decided to resort to the hallowed, age-old clench tactic of debate resolution. He went for the fucking machete. After silencing her entirely, he apparently decided to keep whacking away a few times until she more closely resembled a side of beef than the freshly-depilated young vixen she had previously been. No word as to why she was buck-ass naked when discovered.  Once the reality of his rash actions set in, the old guy decided he didn't want to face the music, so he hanged himself instead.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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08-01-2017, 05:00 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:42 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 34,988 Mentioned: 193 Post(s) Quoted: 17658 Post(s)
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Re: Old Codger Slaughters Ex-Wife Then Hangs
Jelousy is a terrible emotion.  |
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08-01-2017, 05:03 PM
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Re: Old Codger Slaughters Ex-Wife Then Hangs
Stop winking at me  |
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08-01-2017, 09:33 PM
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Re: Old Codger Slaughters Ex-Wife Then Hangs
His body doesn't look 60 tho on the last pics. Anyway a 20yo wife at 60? What am I doing wrong in my life  |
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08-01-2017, 10:01 PM
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Re: Old Codger Slaughters Ex-Wife Then Hangs
Well, presumably you aren't living in a third world country where you can entice them over with a tin of beans and a moped. |
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08-01-2017, 10:23 PM
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Re: Old Codger Slaughters Ex-Wife Then Hangs
wow,and he loved her.. i'd hate to see what she looked if he hated her... |
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08-01-2017, 10:42 PM
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Re: Old Codger Slaughters Ex-Wife Then Hangs
I do appreciate the reference to life, the universe, and everything
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