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Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

On June 10th in Brazil, an unemployed, unsociable and temperamental 28yo was heading off to the baker to buy bread.

He was shot in the neck and died at the scene. The battery fell out of his Samsung.

Huggable Dr Marcio Cruz is leading the investigations. The deceased had no previous arrests but his nature outlined above must be linked to the motive.

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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

Ol' Marco looks like he's in need of a regulation shave with that five o'clock shadow rockin there.

Or maybe he's too much of a Top Cop to need that requirement.

Either way, with his eagle eye and jovial jowls on the case, it's as good as solved already.
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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

Flip-flops are loyal to the end!
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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

Ol' Marco looks like he's in need of a regulation shave with that five o'clock shadow rockin there.

Or maybe he's too much of a Top Cop to need that requirement.

Either way, with his eagle eye and jovial jowls on the case, it's as good as solved already.


He's exempt from facial hair regulations as he's the go-to man in the region, respected and envied, he's a legend!
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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck



He's exempt from facial hair regulations as he's the go-to man in the region, respected and envied, he's a legend!
A legend in your knickers maybe.
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A legend in your knickers maybe.
Now you're making me fantasise...
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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

bet that's not an original Samsung battery.
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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

I dont know the relationship between "The battery fell out of his Samsung" and the case investigation.

I'm not going out to buy bread after this anymore
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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

Must've mouthed off to the wrong one that day
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Re: Off To Buy Bread And Shot In The Neck

He deserved better


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