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07-03-2021, 05:51 PM
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No Head, No Hands, No Heart, No Dick
The remains of a man were found lying next to the road this morning. The corpse was missing its head, both hands, its heart, and its penis. All of the items were located half a block away with a warning sign from his killers. |
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07-04-2021, 12:23 AM
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Re: No Head, No Hands, No Heart, No Dick
what a shame that they didn't have a real black and white soccer ball to leave at the scene to match his goofy tattoo instead of the blue ball. of course, in the resurrection he'll always be afflicted by blue balls unless god can magically reattach his penis to them
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07-04-2021, 04:49 AM
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Re: No Head, No Hands, No Heart, No Dick
This guy went through hell. I bet he was alive when they took his hand, penis, skinned his face - hell, whole head and opened his chest. |
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07-04-2021, 06:24 AM
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Re: No Head, No Hands, No Heart, No Dick
A bit of crappy footage!
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