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06-26-2021, 09:43 AM
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Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
On 25th May 2021 in Afikpo Town (Nigeria), I.A. lost his life. 'I' had accidently knocked the hand grenade that was hanging from his belt. It exploded, killing him instantly. False claims of the man being a suicide bomber had previously been doing the rounds across the internet.            
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06-26-2021, 10:05 AM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
You see his poop sitting in his belly near his pelvis.  |
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06-26-2021, 11:30 AM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
I don't think he knocked the grenade from his belt. Otherwise, it would have been on the ground when it went off. I think he snagged the pin, and it pulled out without him noticing it. The grenade remained hooked to his belt, and detonated in place. Of course, he's also the kind of soldier who uses his gun as a walking stick, so an accident like this was bound to happen sooner or later. If it hadn't been the grenade, it would have been his rifle barrel blowing up from a barrel blockage when he fired his weapon. Of him thinking he was going to fart, and delivering a load into his own underpants. Or riding his scooter without a helmet. Or using his toaster while taking a bath. Pretty much anything at all. |
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06-26-2021, 11:35 AM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
I know, I didn't say that it fell from his belt.  Haha!
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06-26-2021, 01:38 PM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
Villagers already seasoning the corpse, so they can put him on the grill. #BURGERTIME  |
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06-26-2021, 01:45 PM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
It doesn't look like he's wearing a uniform. I guess he carries his grenades plain clothed.
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06-26-2021, 02:34 PM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
That's strange. The Idi Amin I remember died in 2003 and was a native of Uganda  |
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06-26-2021, 03:37 PM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
Yeah, IDIAMIN on his lapel, WTF?? All the same, poor bugger whether he was careless or not.
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06-26-2021, 03:54 PM
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Re: Nigeria - Officer Accidently Blows Up His Abdomen
Grenade swallowing challenge...let's get those ISIS guys into this one...
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