Is that all? What, are you getting a little *ahem* soft in your old age?
Oh you cheeky bugger! The reason I'm washing it is that I rented it out to my friends last night and I need to clean out the *ahem* baby batter before I go down on it- I'm not a complete sexual deviant....
Oh you cheeky bugger! The reason I'm washing it is that I rented it out to my friends last night and I need to clean out the *ahem* baby batter before I go down on it- I'm not a complete sexual deviant....
That's why I only sell or keep, never rent out...it's just like with rewinding video rentals, people just don't clean it up before returning it, and I'm too lazy to do it for them.