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04-10-2013, 11:18 AM
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Re: Never Pick Up A Thrown Firecracker

1.)He should`ve thrown his massive body onit instead
2.)Dumb cuss why`d you have to pick it up ya big dummy!
3.)Why`s this large man laying on the ground like he`s dead? MAN UP ya big lug!
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Re: Never Pick Up A Thrown Firecracker

Jesus mother of fucking god
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Re: Never Pick Up A Thrown Firecracker

Officer Fail here probably picked up the firecracker to try and impress that chick in the pics we see. Now she looks at him in pity and thinks, "I wonder if that was his fapping hand, poor idiot."
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Re: Never Pick Up A Thrown Firecracker

This makes me happy. Stupid firecrackers scare my kitty cat every time during celebrations around here (aka, every chance people get to be fucking lazy and blow up shit).
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What a silly thing to do!
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dumb fuck
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Re: Never Pick Up A Thrown Firecracker

Got damn that was a fucking funny posting! Man, made me laugh hard! What a pity such fools suck in air, eh? Who da fak would pick up a thrown firecracker? Blaahahahahahaha.
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There goes the job at the train station as a professional goodbye waver. .
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Re: Never Pick Up A Thrown Firecracker

Sucks he lost his fingers, but holy shit that pose is hilarious
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