[Warnebald]

Police investigating a tip found the body of a man recently dead. Although there are are many theories as to the reason, unsubstantiated rumors have it that it was related to his obnoxious habit of wearing Christmasy underwear and walking up to local girls and asking "Want to see my North Pole?"

[zmb.dlx]

Killed in the forest with his pants down... Looks like he almost had a good time...

[Clouds in the Sky]

OK, I'm very gullible. This is not something I like to admit.

Now that this is out of the way...

Really??!!! That's truly the rumor? He really did that? He would just go up to random people and subsequently take down his pants and say, "Want to see my North Pole?" LOLOL.OLOLLOL.OLLOLOL. Creepy, but so fucking funny.

Now, if you've made that up. You, Good Sir, have made my day. I am literally laughing out loud!

[Clouds in the Sky]

RIP, Santa underwear dude.

[Rusty666]

[Spiffyfable]

Very Original Material.... I'm a straight guy and I'd almost be tempted to say, "Why YES, I'd LOVE to see Your North Pole"

That gives me an idea... Chicks and Twin Peaks

[Dynamo47]

OMG I thought he had braided pubes hanging out of his shorts in the first pic.

[Space Particle]

Theres your damn north pole..........

[Bastet]

LOL @ the North Pole thing Whereas flip flops frequently appear on a crime scene, woods are correspondingly the hideout of choice for dead bodies.

[kellyhound]

That Fanta bottle saw the whole thing.