Motorcycle Helmet Fails Ballistic Impact Test

**Vedderman** · #1 04-26-2016, 09:40 PM

But at least she was wearing one! Safety first for this little chica.

Not a lot of detail for this one yet. 19 year old girl was found shot in the head in a somewhat remote location. She was wearing a bike helmet, but there was no motorcycle anywhere near her, so chances are good that she rode to her own funeral on the back of that bike.

Or the bike-riding element she was hitching with is buried in a shallow grave somewhere while the bike is getting a new paint job at Pedro's down the way.

Who fucking knows.

Dead chick. Brazil. Flip Flops. It's almost like someone gouged a skip into one of my old Spike Jones 45's, but even more morbidly hilarious.

Edit: A few more images added, all found by the ever-reliable Etsu.

Update: Police announced today that they have apprehended her killer. Ex-boyfriend with a grudge lured her out on the motorcycle and then popped her four times in the head. He has been arrested and is facing trial for her murder. His photo is included below.

jesse · #2 04-26-2016, 09:43 PM

I'm thinking she was messin' where shouldn't have been messin'.

Or the bullet was meant for the driver.... .

perelman · #3 04-27-2016, 09:41 PM

P.J. O'Rourke got nothin' on you. Another top shelf description.

Spiffyfable · #4 04-27-2016, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matti

I'm thinking she was messin' where shouldn't have been messin'.

Or the bullet was meant for the driver.... .

Yeah, I think she ended up being a body shield

William May · #5 04-28-2016, 01:11 AM

I remember a case in California where an ex-boyfriend found his ex-girl riding behind someone on a bike, and used a 2X4, trying to hit the rider. Instead, he hit the girl, and as far as I know, she is still a vegetable. I guess he missed the rider completely. If I remember rightly, they couldn't pin anything on the guy that did it, but the family of the girl is on that guy constantly, and probably will be until either they or him finally die of old age.

imi · #6 04-28-2016, 02:40 AM

look the brain out there, in turn she's wearing a helmet

Sharon · #7 04-28-2016, 04:10 AM

Marvellous description as usual, makes the images almost redundant lol

vagabond · #8 04-29-2016, 01:49 AM

Always makes me want to know what really went down...

mkianni · #9 04-29-2016, 11:41 AM

I think Matti nailed it. Bullet was meant for the driver. Driver may have gotten away.

VoodooViper · #10 04-29-2016, 04:27 PM

Mustuv Bing A Lesbo Hit!

Cause, dee Only Load Should've Bing ah Manly Load!

What A Waste of Chica Pootie-Tang! Dang!

Chica Pootie Tang!
Almost Sounds Like ah New Type of, Chimichanga!

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