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01-20-2010, 08:43 PM
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Mary Townsen's Gardening Accident

Mary Townsen is lucky to be alive. While weeding, she had a bizarre gardening incident, falling headfirst onto a knife.

Amazingly, the woman from Battle Ground, Oregon, was able to call for help and talk to neighbors; "She kept saying 'call my daughter, my daughter's a nurse, she can come over and just pull it out.'" said a neighbor.

The doctor who treated her said the knife just missed her brain stem and also just missed the main artery to her brain. "We took it out and nothing happened," he said. "It's like, remember the Sword in the Stone?" said Dr Grewe.
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Re: Mary Townsen's Gardening Accident

Hope she got the point..... Cool shit
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Damn, thats bad. She lost her eye. Now every time I work out in the yard I will think about this.
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god damn...... it was in her eyeball
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Re: Mary Townsen's Gardening Accident

Nasty. That one made my wrinkle my nose.
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Re: Mary Townsen's Gardening Accident

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh arhhhhhh!!!
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Re: Mary Townsen's Gardening Accident

O shit lol that made me a little queesy.
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Re: Mary Townsen's Gardening Accident

Who the hell weeds with a knife!
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