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10-29-2014, 03:19 PM
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Re: Man Sucked Into A Grass Cutter

For our next trick, I'm going to stop this blender by sticking my hand in it.

People this stupid should NOT be saved. Do not stop the machine - get a broom stick and make sure they feed all the way through the machine.

It's just better that way - for all of us.
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Last pic, what is the doctor applying to those intestines, a Band-Aid?

Guess he has to look like he is making an effort, or else justify his big bill!
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Re: Man Sucked Into A Grass Cutter

Am I the only one that wants to make a balloon dog right now?
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Re: Man Sucked Into A Grass Cutter

What is the point of saving or attempting to save his life? They've got nowhere to shove his intestines back into. Sheesh....better of going in head first!
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fuck
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Guts=Stupidity.
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That's a nasty splinter
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The outcome would've been better, for him at least, had he tried to get it going with his head.
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Some trauma like this ever happens to me, just dope me up and let me die. Holy fuck...
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Re: Man Sucked Into A Grass Cutter

the ol foot trick works everytime


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