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04-17-2025, 06:43 PM
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Re: Man Stuck to the Windshield, Having Lost Both Feet and Brain Matter
Apparently there was a woman in the passenger seat. Imagine the scene...
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04-18-2025, 02:28 PM
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Re: Man Stuck to the Windshield, Having Lost Both Feet and Brain Matter
Toe jam on one foot and athlete’s foot on the other. He must have had a foot fetish. He was sniffing those sandals. And how did he keep his package covered? He’s displaying it proudly.
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04-18-2025, 05:43 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1414 Join Date: Nov 2024 Posts: 418 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 67 Post(s)
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Re: Man Stuck to the Windshield, Having Lost Both Feet and Brain Matter
I would have driven it to my insurance agent like that. "Yes, I'd like to file an auto claim?!?".
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