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11-02-2011, 05:06 PM
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

Scooters aren't that bad
Scooters are like fat women. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on them.
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

In pic 4, is that guy listening to music? Those look like headphones to me
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

Perhaps he shot himself due to Scooter Shame?
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

I actually think that the dude in the pimped out scooter (custom wheels) in the top of the first pic offed this guy and swapped scooters before anyone could notice!!
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Scooters are like fat women. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on them.
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

Look on the bright side: At least nobody will make fun of him for riding that scooter anymore.
Except the rest of us on DR
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

fucking about time
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

Well, I do spot flops.
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Scooters are like fat women. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on them.
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11-03-2011, 10:35 AM
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Re: Man Shot Off His Scooter

Scooters are like fat women. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on them.
Heh heh classic old joke:

Q. What do fat women and scooters have in common?





A. They're both fun to ride until your mates find out


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