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Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

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● 01-24-2016, 10:17 AM
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Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

This guy was called Einstein. Einstein, who was a career criminal, decided he wanted a car. So he stole one from in front of a beauty parlour, complete with it's owner, whom he took as a hostage. After a few miles he let the hostage free and continued on at high speed. Then Einstein lost control of the car and crashed into a donkey and cart, completely smashing the cart and giving the carter a broken leg, and losing his own life in the process. Stupid Einstein. This happened on the 21st January.

The donkey was uninjured.



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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

I bet he was called "Einstein" in some kind of an ironic way more than being actually a witty criminal
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

Brutal....
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

I'm glad einstein decided to erase himself from the gene pool
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

I'm happy the donkey wasn't hurt. Poor thing.
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

Donky unhurt
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

I too am glad the donkey was fine.
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

Jackass almost killed a donkey.
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

Thank God the donkey was unhurt! The donkey deserves a sugar cube and a carrot!
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Re: Man Proves He's Not As Brainy As His Namesake.

Thank god the donkey is ok.
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