|
#1
●
11-04-2011, 03:09 PM
| ||||||||
 ★ ********* ★ Poster Rank:247 Male Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,565
Contributions: 368
Mentioned: 66 Post(s) Quoted: 932 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Man Maybe Seeking Mushrooms Finds No Mushrooms But Bullets Instead
He was shot many times, and sunglasses didn't help him.  No flip flops were found at the scene BUT One of the bystanders was wearing a revolutionary pair of flip flops, model known as "Collared®, the flip flop that will never leave you alone, plus you can share it with your dog.". The perpetrator of the crime fled the scene for some reason before the arrival of the police: most likely he was some shy dude.  ·  ·  ·  · |
|
#2
●
11-04-2011, 04:11 PM
| ||||||||
 So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:261 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,346 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 41 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Man Maybe Seeking Mushrooms Finds No Mushrooms But Bullets Instead
Look at all the bystander's gawking!! I bet it was one of them!!  |
|
#8
●
11-05-2011, 01:09 PM
| ||||||||
 Smartest Retard Poster Rank:188 Female Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 8,011 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 34 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Man Maybe Seeking Mushrooms Finds No Mushrooms But Bullets Instead
I am not named after flip flops and no, you can't share me with your dog.   |
|
#10
●
11-05-2011, 06:37 PM
| ||||||||
 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:336 Male Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,794 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 28 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Man Maybe Seeking Mushrooms Finds No Mushrooms But Bullets Instead
now he can snort coke up all 3 nostrils  |
