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01-09-2015, 04:47 AM
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Re: Man Killed by Falling Coconut Tree

Should be on that "1000 Ways to Die" show, so strange.
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the fuckin idiot.
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Re: Man Killed by Falling Coconut Tree

Your supposed to run from the falling tree after cutting it!
Oh, sure.

Now you tell him.
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Re: Man Killed by Falling Coconut Tree

Your supposed to run from the falling tree after cutting it!
too much willy coyote and roadrunner becomes this.
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Damn, the tree crushed his head like a coconut
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That's nuts.
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yah you cant really tell the size of the tree by the pics. good one, lol
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Re: Man Killed by Falling Coconut Tree

I think the squirrel elements have struck again! They are probably up another tree, celebrating with fermented coconut juice, singing bawdy squirrel songs, giving each other the high five (or maybe it's only a four for squirrels, I'm not sure how many digits they have on their paws), getting another tatoo, and adopting gang -type nicknames like "8cent" and "nickel" (because squirrels are small)
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His obsession for the nuts made him coo coo.
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Re: Man Killed by Falling Coconut Tree

even the smallest coconut tree can kill a man in that same predicament. it's trunk is very heavy since the whole of it is mostly made up of root sinews loaded with water. a meter of freshly cut coconut tree trunk is already too much load to lift by a well built man. i cant imagine what a whole tree could really do with a direct hit.
You are right .I have had 5-6 coco trees cut in my yard and had to put the pieces in the green recycling bins and they were fuckin heavy,,I have my hammock under 2 coco trees that have coco's hanging down but I never lie in it..I save it for people i like!!! LOL
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