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11-07-2025, 08:27 PM
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Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
Man went over the Buffalo Skyway on November 6, 2025, in what appeared to be a suicide attempt. The incident was dated 11/6/25. Apart from its time and place, his identity was not established, nor was it established whether he survived.  ·  ·  · |
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11-07-2025, 08:49 PM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
Well, you know what they say about Buffalo! I have no idea what they say. I'm just hoping some of YOU do, and can tell me.  |
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11-07-2025, 11:50 PM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
I'd say the attempt was a success. Also, the term "unalived" might have George Carlin spinning in his grave. 
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11-08-2025, 01:39 AM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
Thank you for posting that! He's a genius! I laughed so much that I almost became lighter due to the involuntary expulsion of kidney output fluid. |
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11-08-2025, 03:56 AM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
More like a “Suicide success” and less of an attempt.  Makes it sound like he was playing sports and missed the goal by a mile.  |
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11-09-2025, 09:56 PM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
When something doesn't go according to plan, the general reaction is "My way, or the Skyway." Then you kill yourself. Buffalo classic since 1825. |
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11-09-2025, 10:06 PM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
He just ate some Buffalo wings and thought he could fly.  |
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11-10-2025, 05:38 AM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
08:27-Buffalo PD confirms a man parked his vehicle on the Skyway and jumped over the bridge. 08:30-B-43 reports rerouting companies to the General Mills property. 08:32-The Captain of Engine 20 (fireboat) reports the victim is on General Mills property per the workers. 08:34-B-43 reports holding with Engine 1 and himself. He was an insurance executive: https://quickmatters.blog/2025/11/08...arent-suicide/ |
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11-10-2025, 08:38 AM
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Re: Man Jumps From Buffalo Skyway in Apparent Suicide, November 2025
Likewise the term "transgender." I can just hear him going on about that one.
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