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05-29-2023, 12:12 AM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:120 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,161
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~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
 In Vladivostok, a patient jumped out of a hospital window after learning about an incurable diagnosis. The man jumped from the 4th floor and received terrible injuries - the brains lay everywhere on the pavement. He died on the spot. According to preliminary data, the poor fellow could not come to terms with an oncological(cancer) diagnosis.  ·  ·  · |
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05-29-2023, 12:34 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:329 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,894 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 3135 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
Doing his bit for Ukraine.
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05-29-2023, 11:17 AM
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
He sure beat Cancer!  |
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05-29-2023, 12:51 PM
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 General of the Armies Poster Rank:74 Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 20,488 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 7982 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
Nurse: doctor, we've seemed to have mixed up the results, do you know where Sergei went so we can tell him it was ulcers?
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05-29-2023, 06:47 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:67 Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 23,677 Mentioned: 94 Post(s) Quoted: 12304 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
The doctor said: this cancer will kill you. The guy said: we’ll see |
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05-29-2023, 07:17 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1407 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 419 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 34 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
Doctor: "Sir, you've got a splinter and I can't seem to get it with the tweezers..." Dead dude: "Doc is this window open?" |
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05-29-2023, 09:41 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:500 Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 2,071 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 614 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
Smart move. Probably no medical insurance, so suicide saves the family money for his kids.
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05-30-2023, 04:40 AM
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
Russians don't need medical insurance.
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05-30-2023, 04:56 AM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3561 male Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 97 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 14 Post(s)
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Re: ~Man Gets Fatal Diagnosis, Jumps From Hospital Window~
He should ve joined the army and did his part and die in uniform with a bullet in the chest.... That was way better to die than this .
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