[bluekiller]

He was polluting the lake with his rotten body.

[dooshman]

Try telling the fish that and scavengers that. In time, that body would've been their meal.

[Svengo42]

What...no pointers?

[spresley616]

I can imagine when they pull him out a bloke goes up to the corpse and says "Excuse me sir I'm from the council, are you aware that your rotting corpse is contaminating the water in this pond?...do you have anything to say?...what's wrong, cat got your tongue?...oh a fish took it, I do apologise.

[bluekiller]

Originally Posted by spresley616 ↗

I can imagine when they pull him out a bloke goes up to the corpse and says "Excuse me sir I'm from the council, are you aware that your rotting corpse is contaminating the water in this pond?...do you have anything to say?...what's wrong, cat got your tongue?...oh a fish took it, I do apologise.

hun i love ur sense of humor

[WarPig]

Someone stick a fork in him 'cos he's done... oh wait no

[kellyhound]

At least he kept his pants on.

[reena666]

i'm so upset about this...what the hell are the poor fish suppose to eat now?????