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05-28-2021, 08:03 AM
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Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
On the afternoon of Wednesday, May 26, 2021, an unnamed man was discovered dead in a vacant lot by a bus terminal in the Cidade Olímpica neighbourhood of São Luís, Maranhão, Brazil. He was partly undressed, and a tethered equine was next to his body. In two accounts, residents reportedly said the man had tried to have sex with the animal before it kicked him in the groin. One account also raised a heart attack during the act as a possible cause. The animal was described differently, as a mule in one account and a female donkey in the other.   
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05-28-2021, 08:29 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
Well, that is a rather attractive donkey  |
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05-28-2021, 08:38 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
That is the highest price he ever paid for some ASS errrr, JackAss.
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05-28-2021, 08:46 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
One of your best titles Simone  Ass fucking an ass  |
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05-28-2021, 09:05 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
Haha, thanks!
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05-28-2021, 10:13 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
Now we just need to teach this to goats in the Middle East  |
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05-28-2021, 10:37 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
That is one homocidal donkey.
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05-28-2021, 11:46 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
Great one, Simone.
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05-28-2021, 11:50 AM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
Thank you.
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05-28-2021, 12:28 PM
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Re: Man Found Dead After Reportedly Trying to Have Sex With a Donkey, São Luís
Are you sure it wasn’t other way around. The donkey raped the guy.
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