Man Dies While Watching Porn

Eternal E · #61 ● 10-20-2012, 12:12 PM

Yikes! Looks like he died from scrotum suffocation!

seanalbion20 · #62 ● 10-20-2012, 01:33 PM

How long was it before they noticed him it seems like weeks...

animalinstincts · #63 ● 10-20-2012, 06:50 PM

Poor guy didn't even get a stiffy before he croa

ked!

renfairegeek · #64 ● 10-20-2012, 07:16 PM

Nauseating.

nyazzip · #65 ● 10-20-2012, 09:33 PM

Yeah right. He missed the checkout so the hotel staff went to check on him.

he did miss checkout....by 4 weeks!

goatboy666 · #66 ● 10-20-2012, 10:28 PM

man this is why u blow ur load & check out early.

less for the maids to clean up too

XxMutilatedxX · #67 ● 10-21-2012, 12:54 AM

The first thing that caught my eye was that bag with I'm guessing his guts... Doesn't make sense though... did he shit out his intestines or something... O_O I don't see any incision made... ROFL AT THE PERSON WHO SAID ONIONS AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I hope they were onions

XxMutilatedxX · #68 ● 10-21-2012, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by Mneme ↗

I thought they where tiny onions. Could have been strawberries or something.

I bursted out laughing when I read this. It's just too fkn adorable.

You could be right though... maybe they are tiny onions... Hmmm

verizonvoyajerk · #69 ● 10-21-2012, 12:57 AM

Yea, holy shit fuck! How'd he get so damn bloated??

Muertaluna · #70 ● 10-21-2012, 04:37 AM

missed checkout? By what....7 days?

Man Dies While Watching Porn

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