Man Dies While Scaramantically Scratches His Balls

gatagato · #1 ● 11-11-2011, 01:52 PM

According to some very questionable theories, when a man scratches his ball he keeps bad luck away.
BUT
Of course, this is not what happened to the 28 years old man ho had a close encounter with a single bullet:
he was previously arrested by the police in Porto Seguro and Eunápolis for theft, robbery and drug trafficking. In October 2009, for example, he was arrested along with other dealers:
he claimed the ownership of 10 bags of marijuana, but argued that the drug was for his use. 'I use much more than that. I'm addicted and I only have better performance, including at work, when I smoke hemp, 'he declared at the time.
Experts have not yet disclosed the caliber of weapon used in the murder. The case is being investigated, but so far the only information is that he was wanted by some people who wanted to avenge an alleged theft.
/End of official explanation

BUT

/start of conspiracy theory

The man was wearing a pair of RARE green Flip Flops more visible to the IR than to the naked eye. No one of the flip flops he was wearing left the foot wearing it, NEVER happened before, at least one of the two tries desperately to abandon the victim, always.

The model of those flip flops is unknown to every fashion designer in the world, but a NASA whistleblower recognized them as a pair of Flip Flops developed after a long process of reverse engineering on the spacecraft recovered after the 1947 Roswell UFO crash: you don't need to wear them, they just grab your feet and will never leave them alone.