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Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

It was a cool & wet February day, when the flipflopless corpse of the unidentified fisherman was spotted (to much of their surprise) by some people going to somewhere.
According to the reports from the Forensic Institute of Pathology [division of accidentally drowned peeps], he drowned because he was too focused in desperately trying to read between the lines of and extremely cryptic article covering economy highlights of the week; yet another victim of the crisis
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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

I regularly have strokes whilst reading the economy section. The situation is THAT bad.

Dude must have seen his shares plummet or some shit.

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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

Good images, funny story

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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

dang what a way to go..

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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

wonder what happen to him?

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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

Or the funny papers? Better yet the Obits

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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

He's so pale. He should get more sun.

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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

He must've seen something that wasn't meant for mortal eyes....

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Re: Man Dies While Reading a Newspaper @ Page 23 (Economy)

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I regularly have strokes whilst reading the economy section. The situation is THAT bad.

Dude must have seen his shares plummet or some shit.
The market is above 14,000. No need to get excited. The economy is coming back.

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