[gatagato]

A group of cyclists who were pedaling on the road BR 405 while minding their own business, found a motorcyclist lying beside his motorcycle on the side of the track, in the early morning of Sunday, October 30, 2011.
They alerted SaMU, but when the ambulance arrived to the scene, the man was already dead: and he was likely already dead also when was foundby the cyclists.
Jefferson Martins de Morais, 50 years old, resident of the neighborhood Quixabeirinha, had left home around 5 o'clock in the morning and covered only 3of the 18 km (16,6%) that he was supposed to cover.
Experts from the Institute of technical and scientific (Itep) of the police, found no signs of violence on the body of the victim and believe it has been feeling ill and before he fell dead at the scene, managed to:

• Stop the motorcycle
• Park the motorcycle
• Switch off the engine
• Unwear his helmet
• Unwear his GREY Flip Flops, model uncertain
• Put his Flip Flops in line
• Finally, die

What caused the death of "Jefferson" can only be estabilished after the autopsy procedures at the headquarters of the institute in Mossley.

[Faline]

[mozilogy]

got heart attack?

[Logo44]

Wonder what happened to him... Anyways, sad he didn't make a mess cause' he was gonna die anyways..

[winnn420]

at least the flip flops survived the incident uninjured!

[Airbornemama]

Now why would someone tell you to fuck off for this postGatago?? What an idiot donnerkabob is!! Thank you for ALL your post's G.!!!

[Route66]

Originally Posted by Softballmama13 ↗

Now why would someone tell you to fuck off for this postGatago?? What an idiot donnerkabob is!! Thank you for ALL your post's G.!!!

Maybe not enough gore.

[johnleeknoefler]

DonnerKebob says: "No blood, no gore, no joy!".

[**butterflylove**]

love it!

[gatagato]

Well, i admit the pic is not gory at all, but heck! I can't go to butcher someone because of lack of gory news. I try to do my best. Obviously, that was a day lacking gory stuff, but it's not my fault, if they don't slice someone's throat for one day, it's not my fault.
And
If donnerkebab or whathefuckishisnickname decided to hit the "groan" button then OK, be it, tonight i will sleep for sure anyway: the post was questionable and i must be open to criticism. Stuff like this does NOT happen only to those who DON'T start threads at all.