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02-03-2012, 06:39 AM
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Man Dies Crushed Under High-Tech Vehicle [2 February 2012]
The body of a 73 Years Old rural worker was found in the early morning of Thursday, 02. According to the reports, the victim was driving a two-wheeled donkey-propelled cart (a model developed @ NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in 1643, a project later discontinued), when for some unknown reasons and to much of his surprise he got sandwiched between the overturned cart and the dusty soil of the country road (take me home). Populars stated that the worker was usually drunk. It is unknown whether also the donkey was drunk, but it's notorius that donkeys have the tendency to behave in strange ways even in absence of alcohol in their blood. The Cart was carrying:
 It has been ruled out the he was going to make an epic Caipirinha due to the presence of salt instead of sugar.  ·  ·  · |
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02-03-2012, 07:17 AM
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Re: Man Dies Crushed Under High-Tech Vehicle [2 February 2012]
How do you fuck that up? Seriously.
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02-03-2012, 10:25 AM
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Re: Man Dies Crushed Under High-Tech Vehicle [2 February 2012]
So he was a drunk who fell off the wagon then had the wagon fall on him.
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02-03-2012, 04:23 PM
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Re: Man Dies Crushed Under High-Tech Vehicle [2 February 2012]
Ok I need flat on ma ass drunk at times but to make an ass of your self and get posted on here Keeps is all amused!!!
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