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● 09-28-2009, 08:27 AM
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That's what the bear did, he chewed the dude's meat off!! Here's what happened... The two were pals (per the bear's eating bowl), and lived happily together in their remote mountain cabin. The dude told the bear to stop eating all the potatoes or he was gonna' kick him out. The bear said "OH YEH?" The dude said "I can have you evicted by the sheriff if that's the way you want it." The bear said "OH YEH?" The dude said "That's right, and I'm gonna' call the sheriff right f'ing now!!!"
I guess the moral of the story is..."If a bear wants to move into your house, leave your house immediately and call a bear exterminator from another phone.


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OMG are those..potatoes???
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Man, I bet those potatos were ruined. Poor bear
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Poor bear, yeah..
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HAHAHA nice story hahahah Airship 1. Poor bear! Dont live where animals live especially BIG BEARS DUMB REDNECKS. Live in a fucking city and leave them alone.
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Thats what my biggest problem is. I feel worse for the bear than I do for the dude.
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I am pissed and stoned, please BEAR with me. yes i know its a fucking pathetic attempt at humour, but god loves a trier.
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That's what the bear did, he chewed the dude's meat off!! Here's what happened... The two were pals (per the bear's eating bowl), and lived happily together in their remote mountain cabin. The dude told the bear to stop eating all the potatoes or he was gonna' kick him out. The bear said "OH YEH?" The dude said "I can have you evicted by the sheriff if that's the way you want it." The bear said "OH YEH?" The dude said "That's right, and I'm gonna' call the sheriff right f'ing now!!!"
I guess the moral of the story is..."If a bear wants to move into your house, leave your house immediately and call a bear exterminator from another phone.
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looks like this shit is from russia (correct me if I'm wrong)
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So sorry for the bear. Looks like the gut had was tater and no meat. The bear only wanted some meat.
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