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That settles it. Next time I am fucking a chicken and I hear rocks falling, I am getting the FUCK out of the way.
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Make for an epic headstone.
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His cock was fucking a cock. Did the cock make it? I think he killed the poor cock from his large organ penetrating it, then the chicken came back in sprit and made that boulder fall on the asshole that killed him. Karma is a bitch, isn't it? What goes around comes down.
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That settles it. Next time I am fucking a chicken and I hear rocks falling, I am getting the FUCK out of the way.
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if i had a dollar for everytime that happened to me...
you would still have $1.00 Dont blame me, its the economy...Obamanomics.
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Did the chicken survive?
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conel sanders revenge
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And that my friends is how chicken tenders are made
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Re: Man Died After Having Sex with a Chicken

Well at least the guy went out with a bang~


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