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04-09-2015, 08:27 PM
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Re: Man Crushed to Death by a Anaconda Snake
Snake: "You look depressed. Come here and I'll give you a little hug to make you feel better." Man: "No, that's quite alright. I'm feeling better!" Snake: "Ah, but you see, you have no choice. Come here, lunch!"  |
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04-10-2015, 12:04 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:367 girlie girl Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3,204 Mentioned: 13 Post(s) Quoted: 340 Post(s)
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Re: Man Crushed to Death by a Anaconda Snake
my ex's stepdad ask me how my pet anaconda was (he didn't mean the ex).
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04-10-2015, 12:44 AM
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Re: Man Crushed to Death by a Anaconda Snake
Dude, clearly the anaconda must have. ketchup makes everything taste better.  |
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04-10-2015, 09:03 AM
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Re: Man Crushed to Death by a Anaconda Snake
The correct term is: AnaCobra (That should make everyone happy.) Looks like a fake/staged photo.  |
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#30
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04-10-2015, 11:14 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:685 MALE Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,257 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 121 Post(s)
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Re: Man Crushed to Death by a Anaconda Snake
looks fake to me,the snake doesn't look like its constricting it looks like its dead and they just wrapped it around the dude and yeah that's ketchup lol
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