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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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05-26-2014, 03:46 AM
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Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
At 7.30 pm UTC-3, police received an anonymous tip that something was going on somewhere. When they reached the scene, they found the dead body of a 28 Y.O. flipflopless man laying on the floor, with several perforations in the face and with a pickaxe stuck in the throat, so they thought that the MAYBE that pickaxe could be the murder weapon. The police managed to catch the murderer in a flash: he confessed to the crime and stated that the victim had tried to kill him with the pickaxe, he managed to grab the weapon and kill him, but after doing that, he could not wait for the police as he had a date somewhere else.                   Smart cops  Victim  Murderer |
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05-26-2014, 05:24 AM
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 LLKH Poster Rank:17 dong Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 65,862 65,862Posts 102,073Thanked 36,941Quoted 223Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
Let me axe you a qestion
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05-26-2014, 05:26 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:920 Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 806
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
 that's funny somehow  |
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05-26-2014, 05:31 AM
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
Actually he shot flipflopless there and left the pick axe to throw off the fuzz. Didn't work as planned
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05-26-2014, 06:57 AM
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 Ευγενικός Μαμελούκος Poster Rank:1305 Pecker and balls Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 469 469Posts 825Thanked 186Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
The killer looks fabulous.
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05-26-2014, 06:58 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1290 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 479 479Posts 237Thanked 25Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
the song from the band cannibal corpse called "the pix-axe murders" comes to mind  |
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05-26-2014, 08:52 AM
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
The four cops look like they are contestants for the Dating Game.
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05-26-2014, 09:23 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:177 Imma Girl=Wills Babygirl✿☠ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,863 8,863Posts 5,719Thanked 775Quoted 7Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
That Mother fucker   |
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05-26-2014, 09:26 AM
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| My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:177 Imma Girl=Wills Babygirl✿☠ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,863 8,863Posts 5,719Thanked 775Quoted 7Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Man Brutally Killed With Pickaxe, Killer Caught After After Quick Investigation
Well Obviousky that Fucker was Jealous of that poor fucker he killed  · |
