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06-21-2016, 02:08 AM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,306
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Man Becomes Halloween Decoration
32 year old fella was despondent when his wife left him for another man. So he guzzled a heroic amount of cheap liquor and decided to hang himself. Several days passed before someone went looking for him. Based on the images here, I suspect that the look on their face when they entered his palatial estate and found him hanging there was absolutely priceless. Bet the place smelled like flowers and unicorns, to boot. Almost crazy to consider that this creepy fucking piece of October yard art was a living, breathing person only two days before.  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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06-21-2016, 02:50 AM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2181 Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 217 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 47 Post(s)
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Re: Man Becomes Halloween Decoration
"October yard art..." Hahahahaha!
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06-21-2016, 03:31 AM
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Re: Man Becomes Halloween Decoration
He does look like some kind of effigy, or a pinata.   |
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06-21-2016, 03:39 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:393 100% Alpha Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,058 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 336 Post(s)
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Re: Man Becomes Halloween Decoration
Looks like an over ripe zit on the verge of popping... you know... a blackhead!  |
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06-21-2016, 08:19 AM
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 ❌ Perra del Mal ❌ Poster Rank:816 Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 954 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 311 Post(s)
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Re: Man Becomes Halloween Decoration
Imagine someone gently tapping your shoulder when you're out one night and when you turn around and see that face. I'd piss myself  |
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06-21-2016, 01:29 PM
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 General of the Armies Poster Rank:74 Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 20,498 Mentioned: 14 Post(s) Quoted: 7987 Post(s)
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Re: Man Becomes Halloween Decoration
he reminds me of the pissed off Asian in Big Touble in Little China. the one that blew himself up with rage |
